A Prayer for us all!!!

[emski]

Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager
Barmen

[Alex]

Almost like an order of business for Saturday night !

[nevpayne]

Shouldnt it be:

For Beverage and Beverage,
Barmen?

;D

[nevpayne]

Our mini,
Which art in garage,
Hallowed be thy rust
Thy will be fixed, (and Oil’s mixed)
At John Coopers as it is in West Sussex
Give us this day our stage 1 head
And forgive us our stalling
As we forgive those who stall…and hit us
And lead us not into Germany
But deliver us from London to Brighton (and make it snappy)
For thine is the A Series, thy Webbers and the rockers,
For Morris and Austin,
Big End.

[bousfield19]

thats quality oli i like your version mate

[Alex]

Not too sure about the 'lead us not into Germany' bit - that's where the Nürburgring is, and I intend to organise a road trip there one day !